I drive a 2001 Volvo that gets only 25 miles to the gallon and I am looking for at least 30. The new Mercedes I want will not get me to 30 MPG, but it will get me slightly above 25. Unfortunately, I was shocked to learn that I do not quality for the Cash for Clunkers program so I have an alternative plan.
I am looking for a few volunteers who will allow me to put $4,500 on their credit cards, not each mind you just their share of my incentive. So, if I have 10 good friends, that’s only $450 each. Ok, so finding 10 friends may be a challenge, so you don’t even have to be a friend to participate, fairly good acquaintance, neighbor even colleague will do. Form teams or a task force if you like, heck a hundred people and we are only talking $45 a person.
Give a fellow taxpayer a break will you and send in those credit card numbers (with expiration date and code).
Gee, you are already helping those folks with a 1996 Hummer, what’s a fellow have to do to get in on this?
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