How to make a bagel sandwich

I’m going to put the troubles of people and the world – even Donald Trump – on the back burner today and talk about something important – how to make a proper bagel sandwich. Here is what you will need.

Ingredients:

• A good bagel, crispy on the outside, chewy inside. Any type will do except those deviants such as blueberry or cinnamon
• Several slices of lox – cured/smoked salmon (the more the better in my book)
• Two slices of American cheese
• Cream cheese
• Tomato
• Green stuffed olives
• Sweet onion, I prefer red onions

Putting it together

• Slice and lightly toast (or not) the bagel
• Spread one side generously with cream cheese
• Slice the olives in half and arrange them on the cream cheese around the bagel
• Place a slice or two of American cheese on the olives
• Pile on the lox
• Next comes slices of tomato
• And last the thinly sliced onion
• Put the top on the bagel, slice in half and enjoy

An ample supply of napkins is suggested

While you are eating your bagel the world is still in chaos, Congress is dysfunctional, SS and Medicare are heading for insolvency and the stock market is going up and down and people are not financially prudent.

Enjoy your bagel‼️